lazy ass

Way too laxy to get out of bed to go online. He/She uses cellphone to communicate to his/her friends. see lazy

Hubba Bubba was just a lazy ass to roll out of bed to see who was on his yahoo list.

by Brennie January 13, 2006

Lazy anus

The anus of a person with constipation

Carl: After eating that taco i've got a lazy anus
Frank: *shudder*

by Westers March 19, 2010

lazy boyin

Is when you're blowin a L and someone has been sittin on that motherfucker for a while.

Chris: Hey, where is that blunt? I havent hit it in centuries!

Omar: Look! Fuckin Pat's been lazy boyin it over there.

by immortaL` March 10, 2009

lazy pig

lazy

me: you're a lazy pig
you: who???
me: literally you

by shadowsdad March 7, 2022

lazy hawk

A mo-hawk which has not been spiked up and hanging over to one side like the guy from cancer bats has

Have you seen the Cancerbats lead singer?
what about him?
he is sporting a lazy hawk
cool

by davhth4 February 21, 2009

lazy bean

A soft, yet degrading, smear across another's face; given most commonly by one's open hand.

As little Luke walks down the hallway Mike sneaks up behind him and gives Luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating Luke.

by Steve Queens August 9, 2006

lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.

Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.

by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010