If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
Get the puke in my lap and you get a smack in the facemug. An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
by hetecro April 2, 2025
Get the lap foxmug. by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
Get the National sit on lap daymug. A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
Get the Lap-Band Dancemug. Another word for fasting
by Lap froster April 12, 2017
Get the Lap frostingmug. by .5 House January 24, 2019
Get the jungle lappingmug. Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022
Get the lappingmug.