puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

Lap

To have sexual intercourse with an individual

The dude wants to lap everyone.

by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

on crimson lap

giving crimson a lap dance

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!

by jett javed January 31, 2021

brazillian lap dance

A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing

Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.

by Capt cheeze dick March 21, 2017

Lap Weng

Anything and everything bad

World hunger and poverty exists because lap weng

by Eggtarts June 19, 2022

Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...

Layer lap is such an amazing person!

by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021