Kurt

Coffee date god

Kurt is a coffee date god.

by Bistroboss97 November 22, 2021

Flirty Kurt

When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.

Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!

by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018

Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

Kurt

When somebody says something sad about the safety of women.

"Damn I'm sorry to hear that Hadelijn, that's really kurt"

by KobeVans March 29, 2020

kurt cobian

a very talented person...

Kurt Cobian is the greatest legend of all time

by wetfart666 January 27, 2021

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025