kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️
by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021
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Kurt Tocci

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.
Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.
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a real nigga who loves to eat cock on a wednesday
that big guy over is the biggest kurt ever
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Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.
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Kurt is a coffee date king.
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Kurt is a coffee date god.
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Kurt is the most awesome guy you will ever know. He is brave, strong, fun, smart, incredibly sexy and has the nicest body. Behind his appearance of bad guy hides a soft loving man. If you wanna date someone, make sure his name is Kurt. He is loyal, will take care of you, spend time with you and love you unconditionally. A lot of girls want him but doesn’t care. He wants only one special girl who will spend the rest of her life with him.
by Yourkleinebaby November 21, 2021
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