Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025

alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

shirley knot

When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.

Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!

by poirotgrl July 21, 2019

pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight

I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!

by squiding January 13, 2017

Bro knot

1. A group of men who's genitals are tied together.
2. A group of men hugging.

Dude dont dance so close to me, i dont want to get intona "bro knot."

by Aspryin October 10, 2019

Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex preaching situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith threw a KNOT in there! Romans 4:5 JST

by StillTrying2Help May 19, 2023