by John Michaelz September 16, 2005
Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
by AussieManDiaz December 08, 2017
Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
by Olaf February 16, 2005
"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"
by a triple h December 07, 2004
The most risky game ever. It is played by stabbing the table between your fingers while singing the Knife game song. Failing the game can result in serious injuries and possibly getting your finger cut off. Just don't do it, ok? Also, if you REALLY wanna do it, use the eraser side od a pencil or a closed pen. It's similar to a knife and it can't rick-roll your fingers.
Guy 1: I am gonna do the Knife game!
Guy 2: Don't do it! It ain't worth it!
--- ONLY 10 SECONDS LATER---
Guy 2: H- HELLO AMBULANCE, MY FRIEND JUST STABBED HIS HAND SO PLRASE HURRH UP!
Guy 2: Don't do it! It ain't worth it!
--- ONLY 10 SECONDS LATER---
Guy 2: H- HELLO AMBULANCE, MY FRIEND JUST STABBED HIS HAND SO PLRASE HURRH UP!
by TroubleMachine March 25, 2020
A sexual act in which two brothers bind their left hands together, while simultaneously using their right hands to jerk each other off to climax. Whoever ejaculates first loses this battle of bound attrition, and the winner gets to finish off with the female sibbling of one of the participants (it doesn't matter which). "the Kentucky knife fight".
by VitaminM83 May 28, 2011
by megenb April 18, 2009