Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Kit

Shorten term for the word "Kitten"
Mostly used by a code word within gang stalking groups to identify their target.

"Kit"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Kit"

by PolishB1stard March 10, 2021

Y-Kit

When a group of "Y-Kit" young Karen's in training say "they are uncomfortable"
the equivalent of "I fear for my life"

Lia Thomas stroking fear into her swim team while they change from birthday suit to clothes, you know Lia Thomas' future Karen card is revoked.

The Y-Kit revoked Lia Thomas' Karen card of privilege.

by Political content January 27, 2022

good bit of kit

good bit of kit is when someone has a good rack

she has a good bit of kit

by good bit of kit guy November 8, 2023

Kit Young

Freaking underrated KING, mostly known for playing Jesper Fahey (sharpshooter, bi king extraordinaire) in Netflix's Shadow and Bone. Will play Rafal in the upcoming movie School for Good and Evil

A: Do you know who Kit Young is?
B: no-
A: Look him up right now. Right. Now.

by Remiss_Rys January 16, 2022

Kit

A funny and creative girl. Loves to make you laugh. Most likely a kind and caring person. She will always have a big smile and hug waiting for you. Often an amazing dancer. blue-eyed blonde-haired beautiful person, hands down the sweetest person you will know. If you have a Kit in your life your so lucky. If your name is Kit you are an independent woman and you can do anything. You can sing and act. You have a strong personality but very sweet. You most likely have a soulmate with a very big personality too. You probably have had a really horrible passed at your old school but now you are so happy and love life. Oh and you have an obsession with TikTok

is that Kim Kardishain...oh no its kit there both so beautiful.

by kit June 8, 2020

kit pic

Pictures of kittens or other small cats. Can be used with baby skunks or squirrels as well.

"Have an unsolicited kit pic."
" He's so cute! "

by Sammy Orange July 27, 2024