Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

by AMFK March 17, 2022

Kitty Bitchin'

Adjective; The act of placing ones finger into another persons mouth, while they are yawning.

Alt: "kitty bitch" "kitty bitched"

"Oh look, they are yawning! Kitty bitch em'!!"

"let's go kitty bitchin'!!"

by 197 September 18, 2012

curt kitty

A curt kitty is an alcoholic beverage comprised of a double shot of vodka over ice 7up and a splash of o.j. for color.

I'll have a curt kitty.

by SamuelP. January 12, 2020

Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

Kitty-panged

When a girl uses you for emtional support but you don't have sex with her because you respect her too much

Joe was kitty-panged by that girl Janel all last year

by berkeleyproblems May 20, 2018

kitty boasted

a girl a trying to get some dick

corin: girl she tryna get her kitty boasted

by junior30000 December 5, 2010