ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.

person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken

by sebber September 12, 2019

ken carham ollero

The fire feature on Free Young Thug by Ken Carson. Also some random Filipino don who has w rizz on Facebook

Person 1: Yo bro put on that new ken carham ollero!
Person 2: Bro what

ken carham ollero himself: facebook

by carham April 1, 2024

keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.

Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.

by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015

Ken

Verb - To know something.

Typically used in the East of Scotland around Edinburgh. Glaswegians tend to take the piss out of it and rarely use it. Preferring something along the lines of “know what I mean” or “know what I’m sayin”.

Aye, ah ken - Yes, I know
Ken wit ah mean. - Know what I mean
D’je ken sumthin - Do you know something

by Thatlassiefaeedinburgh December 13, 2018