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Karen

a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.

b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.

c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.

d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.

Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.

Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.

Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.

For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
by JON DOE SON OF BITCHES January 13, 2020
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Karen

a middle aged female with a mom pixie cut who often asked for the manager
a karen got me fired from walmart after i said you cant return used underwear
by Deku es broccoli boi January 5, 2020
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Karen

Middle aged woman, with bob cut and 3-6 kids

Is president of the PTA

She will talk to your manager

Wears acrylics 27/7

Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.

Gives kids raisins on halloween...

Is extremely religious

An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.

She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper

She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
by strangerthingss March 31, 2020
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Karen

my mom. stop making fun of her. she's not a anti-vaccer and she doesn't want to talk to the manager. she didn't take the kids we chose to live with her and also she's a gay cop. she's the best so STFU or I will boil your teeth
leave my mom alone
but her name is Karen
die
by s u c c u l e n t November 10, 2019
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Karen

In a sentence, a bitch that you should not mess with or she will take the kid and will speak to your manager
Karen “where’s the manager
by EvieN2008 June 10, 2020
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Karen

A middle aged antivaxxer, flat earther, 3 kids, divorced, has a short haircut, drives a Volvo, uses Facebook, loves minion memes, at least one kid is named Becky or Brittany, very very rude, and lastly...
She wants to speak to the manager.
Random person: wow she’s a flat earther and anti vaxxer? She’s such a Karen.
Other person: yea... and she has 3 kids
by Kate_and_Much_MoreYT October 9, 2019
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Karen

A Karen is someone who is a stereotypical mom, who always takes there kid to Soccer Practice.
Mom: I'm taking your brother to Soccer Practice

Daughter: Ugh, you're such a Karen.
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
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