by cleme November 25, 2016
Get the juan de diosmug. Tom: Wow, look at the size of that Ass, thats the biggest Ghetto Booty I have ever seen!
Fred:Oh yea, thats Don Juans Mum
Fred:Oh yea, thats Don Juans Mum
by Witchybitch June 30, 2009
Get the Don Juans Mummug. 1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School
Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?
A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!
A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!
by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005
Get the Bishop Don Magic Juanmug. A guy who is socially retarded and has no game when it comes to chatting with and picking up girls in bars, clubs, etc. However, online he has some sick game when it comes to the ladies as he is picking up girls on facebook, myspace, aol chatrooms, etc. Online he turns into a predator.
Josh is a Don Juan Dot Com.
Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!
Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!
by Gregory J Williams January 4, 2009
Get the Don Juan Dot Commug. Boss ass bitch with a large penis
by Jmacias078 January 21, 2015
Get the juan carlos maciasmug. Often used by latinos and mexican-americans to describe something magnificently surprising . It is the combination of a Saint John (San Juan), which is used to describe something magnificent, and a Saint Peter (San Pedro), which is used to desbribe something surprising.
It is also used as a noun.
Juan Pedro is a XXI century, famous mexican paintor, reknowned for his collection of Indian nudes.
It is also used as a noun.
Juan Pedro is a XXI century, famous mexican paintor, reknowned for his collection of Indian nudes.
That tattoo you got of the Virgin Mary is a total San Juan Pedro.
He's such a San Juan Pedro.
We studied over 30 golden ratios used by Juan Pedro in his painting "The discovery of Lupita".
He's such a San Juan Pedro.
We studied over 30 golden ratios used by Juan Pedro in his painting "The discovery of Lupita".
by BubblegumShadow November 9, 2008
Get the San Juan Pedromug. The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.
I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.
by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006
Get the Don Juan's Love Holemug.