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slim jim

A sexual act in which one shoves a slim jim entirely up one's ass, then squeezes it out. The other person then does the same thing, then the two eat the stick of beef until they passionately makeout.
Me and some random ate a slim jim last night.
by crundle_fairy October 21, 2010
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jim jam

Code-word euphemism for semen. Combination of "jim" (black slang for "penis") and jam (obvious implication). Often used in polite conversation to add a subtle, humorous sexual reference to a sexual act.
"Frank might be a bit late for dinner. He had to change his pants since he spilled some jim jam on them."
by Frank Klaune March 7, 2004
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Phlegm-Jim

Looch log, lung oyster, mucus doocus, lung butter, humor tumor, snot rocket, lung chunks, yellow snout trout, throat scrote sauce
Damn man! Looks like you’re about to puke up a lung and a half judging by the size of that phlegm-jim you just hacked up...
by Phan Tum Logger March 4, 2019
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Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.
Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.
by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018
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smiley jim

smiley jim is a razz machine and picks up all da female fortnite skins, he assaults them with his rifle and snipes them with his bolt action. smiley jim doesnt like using his guns, hes more of a melee attacker so when he goes down on his competition he really fists them with his melee attacks. he is a jr ninja in the way that hes arrogant, selfish and has no life.
i heard a loud noise last night, someone got smiley jimed
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Jim Billy

A term in the South used as a synonym for marijuana.
Bro can you can pass me the Jim Billy?

I just rolled you a Jim Billy.
by Slanggmaker August 20, 2020
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Jim's mowing

The No 1 service that not only does mowing, but electrical, cleaning, antennas, and other shit.
The power's gone out, and the lawn needs mowing. I better call Jim's mowing!
by MrH.F.M.T November 18, 2018
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