A homie that simps for a girl in a different province but is kinda funny. If you need therapy he will listen but give zero advice because he has none. If you are are ugly he will say your ugly no cap.
by Steve Wittek November 13, 2020
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by Littleguydood November 28, 2020
Get the Jesse john mug.1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.
2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.
3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”
4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes
2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.
3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”
4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes
by NineK March 18, 2021
Get the Jess Moment mug.A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021
Get the Jess Cheong mug.Is derived from the name of Jesus Christ and Mama mary.A beautiful,smart,talkative,caring, and loving person.They care so much about their partner that they can be able to sacrifice anything even if it includes leaving their loveones.Twice mistakes is enough for them to leave you either you feel sorry or not.They care about their studies that they could easily develop anxiety and even depression.Once she agreed about you saying to leave her,they will make sure that you'll regret it for the rest of your life.They are goal driven person.They love moon,stars,sunset,sunrise,clouds,trees,forest or anything that feels relaxing.They love to eat.They easily gain weight but can also easily loss their weight.They look good in being a chubby or fit one.They are angel looking person but devil in the inside.They smile at you but that doesnt mean that they like you.They will never ever forget any mistake you did to them.Men are attracted to them because of their smile and beautiful eyes.Once you owned their hearts ,you'll have to deal with a childish attitude but mature in some serious matter.They love sex that even a man won't forget how good they are in bed.
Jess-Marie is a wonderful woman.
by Fortuneee June 8, 2021
Get the Jess-Marie mug.Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).
by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006
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Jesse is a crazy woman!
by Queen Jess January 29, 2017
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