Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 14, 2022

Jared Tindall

When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.

The current state of the GOP resembles a Jared Tindall.

by GGG Fantasy Football October 23, 2022

Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation

Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT

by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 05, 2022

Jared Hill

The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.

Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.

by CrowningDickhead August 24, 2022

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

jared white

A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.

I’m so glad I’m not Jared white

by DonaldBump May 04, 2020