Turtle fight

Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.

After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.

by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018

Nan Fight

Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.

"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George

by mynanplaysbingo May 5, 2018

otter fight

1) Literally, two or more otters physically fighting during mating season for a mate or breeding territory.

2) When two people start to have sex but end up fighting each other in an otter-like fashion. It's cute but surprisingly painful and usually both parties involved have severe injuries.

I invited my boy over for some late-night lovin', but it evolved into an otter fight, and we woke up all my roommates and broke a lamp. Luckily, my roommates are freaky and like to otter fight too because they joined in.

by Tonks October 13, 2012

Fighting the Hydra

When one male pleasures at least 5 other males. Every time one male releases he is replaced by 2 others

Mike likes fighting the hydra. He most likes when one guy finishes and is replaced my more heads.

by pirot101 September 16, 2013

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

by cursedspinel November 2, 2019