midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

midnight shadow

good looking black guy that hasnt shaved in a couple of days because he is lazy.

god look at that midnight shadow where is his cape he is like a god damn superhero.

by dannydarvocet69butthump October 16, 2008

Midnight Moo

A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.

Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."

Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"

by Brosif Kony August 3, 2012

six to midnight

Is a way to say that one has flipped his erection into his waistband. To hide the bulge.

Our waitress was so hot, after dinner i had to do a six to midnight so no one could tell.

by Frankestein September 22, 2009

Midnight Blue

A mixture between Blue Moon and Guiness.

Hey, barkeep, two Midnight Blues.

by Jerfull December 31, 2009

Midnight Sailor

After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.

I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.

by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

Midnight Special

Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.

I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.

by artrock80 February 27, 2009