Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.

Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!

by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

crotch-pot

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013

pot banger

when your drunken roommate and his friends wake you up by cooking food and banging pots when they come home from a long night.

I was sound asleep till these pot bangers should up at 3 a.m.

by squatchman October 2, 2012

pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

no more pot

The three saddest words in the herban dictionary.

Liz:Pack another bowl, Ruby!
Ruby:No more pot.

by Liz420666 October 4, 2004

pot hocket

A pot hocket is when you forcefully insert your dog into your blender and then set your blender on fire, while chanting "POT HOCKET" loudly. Also a form of soup.

Man, did you hear? Jimmy pot hocketed his dog.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.

by Nuebuekuemue September 13, 2017

Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.

Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.

by King Deucey December 17, 2008