Ed Wood

Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.
GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!

CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
by Jack Bozdog June 07, 2006
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Ed Zitron

A carebear game reviewer in the mmo world who can't handle harsh ffa pvp with full looting. One who is too stupid to learn new gaming UIs. A liar. A carebear who belongs in world of warcraft. A one sided individual. A biased individual. One who cannot understand another persons gaming style. A person who relies on auto-aiming rather than fps style aim.
Ed Zitron doesn't understand risk vs reward.
by MrTruth555 May 10, 2009
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Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran means An awesome singer who's songs are EPIC and touch people's hearts! He is so down to earth and a super cute ginger! Everyone loves him and He's the best singer
Person 1:Hey have you heard Ed Sheeran's New song?
Person 2: Who's Ed Sheeran?
Person 1: Dude Jhuss Forget your life
by IceCreamMonkey February 16, 2012
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Ed Hardy

The Most terrible and trashiest clothing of all time?Its over priced,and hideous!!I mean who would spend50.00$- 100.00$ on a t-shirt,hoodie,pants,leggings purse or hat?I mean the only reason why people wear Ed Hardy is because it's expensive!! No people are not jealous of people who wear Ed Hardy,they actually have better taste and more sense then to waste their money on Terrible designer clothes!!Most of the time a person who wears Ed Hardy,probably thinks their all that or better than everyone else!!people who wear ed hard are mostly douchebags,bitches or trendwhores!!!
Sara:Did you see that guy and girl wearing Ed hardy?

Haley:Yea,Ed Hardy is so overrated!!
by kingleo93 May 30, 2010
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The Big Ed

When you're doing the Doggystyle on a girl and nut in her hair.
"Yo, I did The Big Ed with a girl last night."
by CuntbagMcGee February 12, 2021
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Ed Willyman

Ed Willyman just got sentenced to 37 years for child abuse in the Ella Munroe case.
by blind man June 29, 2020
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ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.
Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.
by Bamneckpunch July 15, 2017
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