poop deck pirate

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

by Emyjo Ed January 09, 2007

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 02, 2003

Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.

Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties

by JohnBobSexiPants August 14, 2008

batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 May 18, 2012

papa johns on deck

Referring to a drug dealer who is willing to deliver having stock in.

John: papa johns on deck
Abe: come through man. you know my address.

by bregalston September 25, 2010

Upper deck check

The act of throwing open bathroom doors and restroom stalls without warning to make sure the bathroom goer is not in the act of upper decking a toilet.

I'm going to do a round of upper deck checks.

*throw open bathroom door* UPPER DECK CHECK!!

by cocodette October 12, 2011

super upper deck

When you shit in the tank of a toilet bowl and and take the chain off the hook so the person has to put his/her hand in there to flush, Hence getting there hand covered in shit.

Hey I left and super upper deck in Tom's bathroom.

by Big Johnny boy August 06, 2006