by Stacy April 10, 2004
by Jamian11 December 08, 2016
Australian Slang.
Term given to the erection hard on which occurs in some combat soldiers about to enter the battle ground.
Term given to the erection hard on which occurs in some combat soldiers about to enter the battle ground.
by gladi July 12, 2008
When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.
by Hollywood8245 November 04, 2007
A raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides
Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began
by Retrovertigo November 28, 2014
An idiot teacher in La Salle College who deducts points when someone answers a question. She is similar to Small Ng.
by d;fjasdlflkjs e= November 05, 2020
Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).
Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008