Got Hurt Playing Football

Hood slang for "I fisted my brother so hard I hurt my elbow."
"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"

"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."

"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."
by Slabbadabbadingdong September 03, 2018
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zaddy,my bussy hurts

what you say when you stub your toe or run into a wall.
runs into a wall uhh zaddy,my bussy hurts
by bussybusser69 January 07, 2022
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gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.
Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed
by Agatha Lightly March 14, 2016
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Hurt Danaes Feelings Day

A day following national women's day to hurt danaes feeling, a festival that has been around for 350 years
by Praghasa March 09, 2022
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fuck me till it hurts!

fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.
I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!
by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021
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my brain hurts

to cause pain to the brain . or to cause pain to the cerebral cortex
my brain hurts when I think bout that.
by loveguru155looovcvm,cvl;mc October 18, 2016
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Hurt Full, Two Words!

When someone is extremely mean and blunt about it. It's Hurt Full, Two words! Not one.
Friend: Man, your so white you spook out Wonderbread

Man, thats HURT FULL, TWO WORDS!
by JIndeed February 07, 2010
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