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humped the shark

A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 6, 2010
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Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"
by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006
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camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!
"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"
by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004
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Bungee-Hump

A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.
Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick
by pyreo December 22, 2019
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nipple humping

Thrusting your nipple into someone else. It can be dry or wet depending on if she is lactating. But don't let this fool you, men can nipple hump as well.
I'm going to put ice cubes on my nipples to get them really hard and I'm going to be nipple humping you so hard they might cut you.
by 7 foot short August 17, 2015
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Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together
My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night
by eatitup July 19, 2011
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