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Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
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Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
by acxi January 25, 2019
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Terrence Howard's Thing

Probably doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Sabine Hossenfelder was critical of it.
Hym "So, Terrence Howard's thing probably doesn't hold up. Somebody go do it right- Go, go do the thing. Find the color if musical notes so I can rub it in Jordan's face."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2024
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Howard

Wife is a whole lot of fun..
Damn Howard’s wife has mad body’s on her…
by Wooooohoooooo June 14, 2025
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Howard

Referring to an exemplary individual. A person who demonstrates model or ideal behavior. Derived from the debut single of American singer-songwriter Montell Jordan; "This is How we do it" and the associated meme of individual "Howie Dewitt".
"You are so Howard"; "You've Howard-it"; "Way to Howard"
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.
Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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SFC Howard

A man who likes yo do freaky stuff during duty hours on post in military reservations.
Damn man you fucked lara in the barracks? You’re such a SFC Howard.

Went by SFC Howard’s office earlier and the door was closed. Wonder what that means…
by A1 Avenger August 6, 2022
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