Malaysian Homosexual

A confused individual who is fat, yellow, ugly and dresses in Ecko Jeans and Kiss T-shirts; while criticizing others for dressing properly. Listens to rap while criticizing others for listening to bluegrass and ambient music. No sense of style or music, and spends all his time on the world wide web; and has ZERO ATTENTION SPAN. Behaves like a high school kid and dresses like one too. HABITUALLY CREATES GOSSIP ABOUT HIS ENEMIES AND MAKES FAKE DEFINITIONS FOR HIS ENEMIES NAMES on urban dicitonary. For the record, the guy calls his father Rudolph - very disrespectful. And Frandly was the former first name of Joseph Frandly Cornet, he just changed his first name in the 1990s.

Jimmy: Hey Tyrone! You know that Malaysian Homosexual creating fake definitions for people on Urban Dictionary?

Asher: Yeah! We're going to beat the shit out of him.

by Mirna the Whore January 6, 2024

Homosexual

Someone who is attracted to the same gender as them. Homosexuals are pretty gay.

Jason: I’m homosexual.
John: Same here.
Justin: Wow, you guys are homosexual? That’s so gay!
Justin and John: Go to hell homophobic c**t

by GayGuy555 January 24, 2024

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Homosexuality

A mental disorder, in witch you are attracted to the same gender

We should kill all people who agree with homosexuality

by Urban Dictionary user 5177 April 14, 2023

bill & teds homosexual adventure

Bill & teds homosexual adventure is a song by gay punk rock band “Pansy Division”

It’s time for bill & teds homosexual adventure

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

Homosexual

It's when a guy's attracted to other guy
(Note: NOT all gays have to identify as male, some can identify with not-so male pronouns)

Edd: "I'm in love with Jayden!"

Douchy Daisy: "I can fix that and make you straight~"

Edd: "I doubt having sex with a girl will make me straight"

Jayden: "Edd and I are proud homosexual men!"

by European_Shockshell >~< November 24, 2023

Homosexual Siren

A person, who is a male, who is trying to lure a straight male from being in love with females to changing their ways of a "straight male" to being in love with males. They use words such as, "Hey daddy", "Hey pretty" and "How are you baby girl". If the plan is a success, they turned the straight male into a homosexual. You can stop them from being trapped by saying the sentences, "I am not gay, I am straight and I only like women" and "I do not feel comfortable with you saying things like that, please stop". If you say these sentences, they become weak, the more you say the sentences, the more weaker they'll become.

Friend (Homosexual Siren): Hey daddy.
Friend (Not a Homosexual Siren): Dude how many times do I have to tell you!? I am not gay, I am straight and I only like women!
Friend (Homosexual Siren): Woah calm down!

by Eldarion7713 November 27, 2023