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Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."
by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012
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hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'
girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)
by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011
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hobo nest

a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.

normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
dude check out that hobo nest !
by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011
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Hobo luv

an expression used to greet a friend or an exclamation of joy
when im driving around my hood and see a friend I yell hobo luv and they say it back.
by i am THE ORIGINAL HOBO. November 21, 2010
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Hobo Frogger

When dirty hobos suddenly dart across several lanes of busy traffic causing the cars to swerve as if in a game of Frogger.
Jim has to play Hobo Frogger every day when he drives Eurkea, California. So many dirty hobos are getting hit by cars; he describes it as a Hobo Frogger Epidemic. The last dirty hobo Jim hit was wearing the exact same jacket as he was, which is why Jim's wife to forced him to donate the ugly jacket.
by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019
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Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.
Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking
by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018
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Hobo Shower

The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.

This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017
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