Hobo Whoreotic

A person who is sexual attracted to someone who is hobo sexual. They often will get into a relationship with someone who will move in quickly so they don't live alone.

Person 1: "Wow isn't that the seventh girl to live with Jordan this year?:
Person 2: "Yea it's because he is a Hobo Whoreotic"

by Jackson O'Donnell October 11, 2020

Dirty hobo

Feeling like a dirty hobo, is when you have been working for weeks straight without taking a shower or any form of cleaning.

" I feel like a dirty hobo right now dude"

by ThatOneParticularGuy October 9, 2017

Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.

Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.

by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011

hobo hit

in a smoking circle of three or more; rather than taking 2 hits when you are passed the L and having it passed by you to return to the beginning of the circle, you, instead take a single hit each time the L is passed by your face as to not waste any extra effort in touching the L for any reason than to smoke while still maintaining fairness in the circle.

"i've been hobo-hitting ( plural form of hobo hit ) this blunt the whole time"

you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."

by justlo0k August 24, 2011

hobo fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with someone else’s ciggie or joint

“yo kyle, i lost my lighter. could you Hobo Fuck me?”

by faprage May 13, 2020

Hobo Max

HBO max but free!! Only to be used by fellow hobos in a large community unless said otherwise

Dude get out of that tent Bob is plying Hobo Max on his TV.

by Hobo Max July 8, 2022

Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.

Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking

by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018