Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

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Herp

Half a Herp but found out later it was a dumpster bump

by Dr.FatAnt.702 June 18, 2025

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Street herpe

The filth that roams the street usually fighting Lucifer or some demonic portal.
Very contagious.
Spreads by not giving a fuck
Once you have it or are it, it's hard to come back.
Damn Tweakers.

"We were driving down the street and a street herpe approached the car and it asked for some change" "I think it touched the car, does your car have street herpes now?" *throws glass bottle at street herpe "that's the cure to street herpes, breaking glass on street herpes."

by Das byrd pyrate July 20, 2020

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Republican herpes

Covid-19

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.

by Tarber April 6, 2022

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like-herpes

When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.

"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."

by Tank88 September 6, 2013

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