Herp

Herp

Half a Herp but found out later it was a dumpster bump

by Dr.FatAnt.702 June 18, 2025

patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.

Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.

by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011

Republican herpes

Covid-19

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.

by Tarber April 6, 2022

Street herpe

The filth that roams the street usually fighting Lucifer or some demonic portal.
Very contagious.
Spreads by not giving a fuck
Once you have it or are it, it's hard to come back.
Damn Tweakers.

"We were driving down the street and a street herpe approached the car and it asked for some change" "I think it touched the car, does your car have street herpes now?" *throws glass bottle at street herpe "that's the cure to street herpes, breaking glass on street herpes."

by Das byrd pyrate July 20, 2020

Herpes

You can get herpes from fighting someone and beating them with blood and saliva on you

“Ima beat this **** ass because he gave my sister herpes”

by Treyouip April 16, 2025

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016