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Rutherford B. Hayes

Rutherford Birchard Hayes-- the epitome of a Presidential cheater. The year was 1867, the former Confederacy was in shambles and occupied by the military, and Reconstruction was a nightmare. Seeing three different policies ranging from lenience toward to the south to radical Republican control, rebuilding the nation was almost an impossible task. Hayes, a native Ohioan and Civil War veteran, saw this turmoil as a way to achieve his political goals. The 1876 election that pitted him against Samuel Tilden of New York ended in his election, known as one of the "corrupt bargain" elections. Basically, Hayes cheated.

Rutherford B. Hayes- n.- A cheater/briber

Rutherford B. Hayes- v. - To cheat, especially in a 19th century election. Past tense- Hayesed
Alice: Can you believe that Jonathan won the class election? Nobody likes him because he smells like Axe and tuna fish.

Katie: Girl, you know he totally Rutherford B. Hayes-ed the whole class. He promised that he'd make it school policy that girls can wear mini skirts.
by Ida Wells February 21, 2011
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zac hayes

One of the world's greatest writers/actors and star of many independent films.
Zac Hayes is the writer/actor behind the 2005 film Clarinet.
by Robert Banks January 19, 2008
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Rutherford B Hayes

A deceased man who pesonifies all that is evil in the world
Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!
by Bates^10 May 10, 2006
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All In With Chris Hayes

When you wanna use 100% of your brain matter, go overboard, investigate thoroughly. None of that half-assed shit, you're getting straight to the facts and putting your best foot forward too.
"Patrick said he wasn't into drinking that night but later went all in with Chris Hayes and got shitfaced."

"Reggie went all in with Chris Hayes at soccer practice today and scored seven goals for our team!"
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Josh Strife Hayes

A guy with a crippling addiction to MMOs who makes Youtube videos talking about how his addiction has led him to playing very bad MMOs that you probably remember playing as a kid in search of new content.
Josh Strife Hayes plays Final Fantasy 14 online
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
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Jake and Josh Hayes

They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.

Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"

Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Beware of Jake and Josh Hayes they're Egyptian fucks!
by Kayluc22 April 12, 2019
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Willy Mays Hayes Virus

n. when an athlete's ego inflates to epic proportions. No project outside of sports is off limits, and the allure of Hollywood only fuels the sickness. The athlete never realizes the ineptitudes of their efforts, because they are so successful in the original sport/area of expertise.
Originates from the Character in the movie Major League, played by Omar Epps and Wesley Snipes. He became to big for his britches and turned to hollywood and endorsements to fulfill his surging ego.
Shaquille O'Neal first became infected with the Willy Mays Hayes Virus upon filming such masterpieces as Kazaam and Steel.
by Nastruthomas February 21, 2010
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