The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.
by Jermo B April 9, 2008
Get the The Dirty Hammermug. When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"
by Rabanova December 27, 2009
Get the Hammered Drunkmug. by Zorgo September 12, 2005
Get the hammered assmug. The act of a male hitting his bell piece against the woman's vagina entry or clitoris. This normally takes place when the female is on her period when she doesn't want your package inside her but just wants a good lolly hammer sesh.
"She was on her period so we just lolly hammered instead."
Bellpeice vagina clitoris lollyhammer peroid
Bellpeice vagina clitoris lollyhammer peroid
by bitchtitsMT December 28, 2013
Get the lolly hammermug. by SwagMiester August 28, 2016
Get the horse hammermug. "I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
Get the The Bammer Hammermug. by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
Get the Hammer Methodmug.