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guido garmin

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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güino

*a kid does something troublesome*
his mom: “Güino!”
by huhgaduggabuhga May 4, 2024
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guiomara

a woman who is focused on herself and her future and has a few best friends. she has a sex appeal of level 100 but does not brag about it. she is smart, sexy and eager to learn and loves to travel. she has been through a lot but there is nothing she cannot handle.
You’re sexy asf today.. you are a guiomara!
by Casper tf9 November 21, 2024
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Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025
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Guiod

Guiod can have two meanings

1) Guiods are a group of people with (usually) waxed eyebrows that travel in groups and terrorize geese.

2) Another word for douchebag
An example could be: "Bro, that guy was being such a guiod earlier"

Another: "That group of guiods wont leave the geese alone!"
by r@ts!nmyw@llz June 17, 2025
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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
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A-Guidopon

the agreement between two people that establishes someones guido percentage.
"Ayo Johnny rockets dude over there is a guido." "Helz yea dat mofo definatly a guido." "glad we could A-guidopon that shit!
by Snookopheliac April 24, 2011
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