An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019
Get the Gnob Goblinmug. These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013
Get the guilt goblinsmug. by murloc05 March 20, 2019
Get the friction goblinmug. my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones
by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018
Get the Goblin Slayedmug. reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.
Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!
Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!
by sexyman leon March 16, 2009
Get the Goblin krewmug. Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
Get the Bench Goblinsmug. by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017
Get the gut goblinmug.