by murloc05 March 20, 2019
Get the friction goblin mug.These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013
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Get the sneaky goblin mug.A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.
by chestergie October 13, 2020
Get the Goblin Cleaver mug.The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.
Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again
by GothMowgli May 24, 2022
Get the Poo Goblin mug.Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
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