Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.

Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"

by Spen15M June 19, 2016

Glazing

When you gaslight someone too much or dick ride them for no reason

Jalon is glazing carlos by saying “he is the best basketball player”

by Ajfootlong November 21, 2023

Sriracha Glaze

When you've eaten too much Sriracha the night before and you wake up with a Sriracha marinated butthole.

Why did I eat Teriyaki Madness yesterday... Guess I get to look forward to Sriracha Glaze Sundays.

by BailingBiggs September 15, 2014

Glaze-maxing

The act of overly complimenting another person and/or their overall existence.

'Dawg, I he's the goat but ya glaze-maxing like a mf. balls all in ya mouth."

by $hinikami_717444 September 18, 2025

Glazing

to instagate

Bro stop glazing me pussy

by brit barbie January 18, 2023

Glazed

The act of letting one ejaculate on you in order to like like a glazed doughnut. You let it dry, then run around, until you find somebody to lick the glaze off.

Jenny let Samuel glaze him until finally Jack licked it off and reglazed her to run around again.

by Glaze me Daddy September 4, 2018

Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.

Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.

by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023