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No future

No future.
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
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made of future

Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.
Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
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Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
by Farmer funny November 9, 2021
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Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality
AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol
by Honestowl February 4, 2022
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Faraday Future

Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.

In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.

This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.
Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.

What a colossal fuckup.
by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023
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Future teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm old fetus
Brad: what is future teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm old fetus
For educational purposes ONLY
by ra.un.na April 17, 2022
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Zombie Futurism

A trend or approach in contemporary technology-based art characterized by the uncritical and repetitive use of new technologies, resulting in works that prioritize style, novelty, and commercial appeal over substance, depth, and innovation.
The gallery's latest exhibition was criticized for its zombie futurism, showcasing pieces that seemed more like tech demos than thought-provoking art.
by secondrealm January 29, 2024
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