Friend

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019

Friends

Something I don’t have

“Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”

by Friends?? August 28, 2019

Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

Friend

I don't have friend

I want a friend

by Wazeera January 4, 2018

Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

Friends

A popular Netflix show that you will watch 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times if watched once...have fun! (:

I rewatched Friends for the 5th time today.

by BreIsDaBestSoYeahByeeeee! April 21, 2017