fork-knocker

n. One who knocks the fork off of people's plates. Extremely offensive term in New Zealand, especially if spoken in a New Zealand accent.

New Zealand Dude: "Hey dude, what's up?"

Other New Zealand Dude: "Bugger off ya fork-knocker!"

First New Zealand Dude: *pulls out knife and cuts off ballsack of Second New Zealand Dude* "I'LL SHOW YOU FORK-KNOCKER!!"

by 11click March 12, 2010

fork

to stick a ton of forks (tines up) in someone's yard.

hey, wanna go fork ralph tonight? i got purple forks this time.

by carolinaliar. April 20, 2009

Fookoff

Fuck Off

Why dont you fuck off?

by Batman November 11, 2003

stick a fork in it

Meaning that something is definitively finished such that whatever it is doing (or being done to it) should or can be stopped, or considered to be done.

From grilling -- not to test whether something is done, b/c that wouldn't make any sense, given what the phrase means. Instead, to stick a fork in the piece of sufficiently-grilled-meat so as to take it off the grill. Connotations of definitive doneness enhanced by sub-conscious notion that the piece of meat is not only completely cooked, it is no longer reasonably conceived of as part of a living animal, and thus can be stabbed with impunity.

Now that Iraq has descended into chaos, you can stick a fork into Bush's re-election chances.

by romberjo July 31, 2004

forkendofg

n. A derogatory remark used to degrade someone.
i.e. Jackass, moron, loser

Haha Cindy is such a forkendofg!

by aGGrO October 4, 2004

Forgort

A Faggot Who Forgot How To Spell Faggot

Dnomyar From Myspace

@thednomyar|NV|:
HAHAHAHAHA
omg
ahhahahhahaha
i forgort
forgot
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6/25/2010
Karina:
forgort?
lol sounds like a slang for faggoot
faggot*
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6/25/2010
@thednomyar|NV|:
i musta be faded
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Karina:
x
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@thednomyar|NV|:
FORGORT!!!
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Karina:
probably xP
FORGORT >_<
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6/25/2010
@thednomyar|NV|:
stupid forgorts
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Karina:
Dnomyar's a Forgort.

by KarinaWritesLoveOnHerArms June 28, 2010

Small Fork

A fork of unusually small size.

Dad: Son, I bought you this unusually small fork.
Son: Gee thanks dad! Now I'm a real man!

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006