A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.
"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"
by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014
A beating
by Me=word plug May 28, 2018
Verb: A phrase which means when you get your hands on someone, followed by what you're going to do to hurt them.
Prize Fighting Champion: "I'll tell you what, big guy. When I get that ass, I'm going to tear it up with my bare hands so thoroughly, nobody will be able to tell whether you were a human or a pile of food."
by Gohan Barracuda August 23, 2018
by Disco_Boss March 19, 2013
by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020
Study ass is a phenomenon that occurs when you've been studying for an extended period of time and your gooch and butthole stink.
This is problematic because the juices seep into your chair and ruins the cloth.
This is problematic because the juices seep into your chair and ruins the cloth.
by duckbutteronmatoast April 14, 2014
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016