land of the free

What the national anthems of most countries or former countries (ie. wales) claim thier land to be. Openly communist or fascist countries tend not to use this title though.

Welcome to Prussia, land of the free!


Welcome to Britain, land of the free!


Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!


welcome to the usa, land of the free!


welcome to argentina, land of the free!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Milk for Free

A term used to say that instead of intimacy in a relationship, you can get the sex for free( via slut, whore, prostitute, etc.) Also in the statement, " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"

From RvB

Caboose: My dad always said " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey Rookie. Did you just call my girfriend a cow?
Tucker: No dude, I think he called her a slut.

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

Free Realms

A game where you can ALMOST do what you want, when you want. Yeah, you can choose what games to play, you can choose what jobs to level, but do you get to fly? Do you get to beat people up outside of duels? Do you get to shoot people with guns? Do you get to play as any animal? There are a lot more things you can't do, but if I said the rest, you would be reading this definition for hours.

N00b: O EHM GEE I LUV FREE RALMS JOO CAN DEW ANYTING!!!!!!!!

Experienced Player: Shut up n00b. The amount of things you can't do is over 9,000 in Free Realms.

by Moondart July 12, 2011

free weed

The only thing better the real weed

Smoke weed and look in your walet... nothing
Smoke free weed and look in you walet... enought money for a hooker

by Davin Banks November 28, 2005

free hair

The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.

My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.

by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007

free pump

To ejaculate without any touching of the penis or testicles

Andy F pulled out his massive Johnson and free pumped all over her breasts

by Lesterr71 February 17, 2017

Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.

"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"

by partycr3w February 8, 2013