Foof

The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.

The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.

"Dude, your foof is poking out through your shirt."

by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015

floofing your fluff

To floof one's fluff means to puff up something fluffy. For example, you can floof your pillow, hair, or a hamster. That which is to be floofed is the fluff.

Ana, stop floofing your fluff!!!

fluffing your ego, floof, fluff

by Po1nt April 8, 2015

foodite

lover of food, culinary enthusiast—a grown up foodie.

This restaurant is good for common folk and foodites alike.

by TheFina May 14, 2015

foof

noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose

Ew, did you just sniff my fart? You fuckin' foof!

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

Foobies

Boobies made of the actual body fat. Such as that when a young girl does not have real, developed boobs but they are just ones made from general fat.

"My five-year-old daughter isn't developed but has some true foobies..."

by odin_191 September 14, 2016

foof

Someone who has no interest in other peoples opinions. ie: "Fresh Out of Fucks"

Joe: Who wears socks with sandals?
Tim: People who are old and foof!

by Rooster_Tooth August 7, 2016

Foodifits

1. Like friends with benefits, but with food. 2. Where you meet a group of friends and eat and play games. 3. When you don't have money for food so a friend offers some of theirs or offers to get you food

We are foodifits so If you don't have money for food and are hungry I got you.

by Bacon is awesome May 15, 2016