flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 11, 2009

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flat stomach

a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.

Are you starving?" "yes, I got a flat stomach.

by ansdudluna May 8, 2011

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A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"

curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!

by yourmomma May 13, 2005

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Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.

"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"

by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014

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a flat emo

a cutting board

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"

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flat four

A type of an engine configuration; there are four cylinders which are arranged in a flat opposing configuration. They're found in many different Subaru models (The Boxer Engine) and also found in classic VW Beetles.

Everyone panics & hides in their houses when it's snowing out, but not me, my world is flat; I grab my keys & head out to play in my flat four (4 banger)!

by Thorka June 20, 2016

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