couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018

Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011

Flounder Fight

When 2 people who like someone fight for her "love". The person they are fighting for doesn't even like them back.

Jackson - Hey Bryce I heard you like Ashley
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight

by Bob7879 March 7, 2019

clone fight

In video games, when both players(or the player and the computer), use the same character.

Gamer One: You're using Brad Wong too?

Gamer Two: Yup. Looks like we have ourselves a little clone fight.

by Tomtheevilclown September 28, 2008

Sticky fighting

two males slapping eachother with their penises until the cum gets sticky and they stick together

corinne and grant were sticky fighting by their bed

by 420autism January 19, 2018

Felch Fight

The sexual act of two or more people excreting semen from a human orifice onto each other in a contest type fashion.

Man that orgy last night got messy, it erupted into a mass felch fight after my wife dropped a felch over an unsuspecting participant!

by bluedenimpseudonym June 27, 2010

Bucket fight

When two people put on hockey gloves and helmets and just punch the shit out of each other. Typically happens in hockey dressing rooms before or after games/practices.

Jonny: wanna bucket fight?
Jimmy: sure, but I gave you a concussion last time remember?
Jonny: I already have brain damage from playing hockey, let’s fight.

by TheFightingProctor March 25, 2021