crotch feather

A pubic hair or some sort of stray hair on ones nuts or cunt. Meaning wild or long.

Hey,Joe why don't you trim those crotch feathers off your nuts?

by Rhonda Rumschik January 13, 2009

stinky feather

The art of cup a farting whilst laying in bed. Just rip it grip it and drop it.

Simply cup the fart in your hand and drop it above your partners head. They may reply "what the fuck was that??? A stinky feather?
The emission should be inaudible and elusive.

by has0ne June 15, 2009

Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010

Canadian tar and feather

Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar

For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather

by kingof4string54 December 9, 2009

Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

by Stellababe August 4, 2011

Tar and Feather

The Tar and Feather is a sexual move where the male ejaculates all over the face of the female partner, and proceeds to rip out bunches of his own pubic hair and throw it all on the female's semen-covered face to give a full on lumberjack beard (the equivalent of being tarred and feathered).

"A man walked into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey I'm gonna need to see some ID.' So the man pulls out his... license and gives it to the bartender. The bartender, who'll we'll call Rick, scans the ID, and the ID doesn't cut it. Rick asks the man to leave, but the man protests. So Rick pulls... out his phone. Rick calls the police to escort the man and in a minute the police arrive and try to get the man to leave, but he is belligerent and fights them. In a vagrant display of police brutality, an officer whips out his... taser and zaps the man, who is easily transported to jail. Rick closes his pub after the long days' work and heads home. On the street Rick sees a young girl selling lemonade on the street. Rick decides to give the girl a big surprise that she won't forget, so he extracts his... wallet and hands her a $20 bill. Then he goes home, and when his wife criticizes his pubic and hair and demands he does some manscaping. Rick becomes angry, and during his wife's slumber that night, he pulls out his... shoes and goes for a walk. He walks down the country road and sees a prostitute standing across the road from a herd of cattle. He Tar and Feathered a cow and went home.

by Darth Invadher September 7, 2012

Father Shamus

The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.

D00d I want to be a disciple to Father Shamus!

by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004