turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!

Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 9, 2024

Campfire Facial

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.

Gary took advantage of shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.

by James S Beam April 8, 2022

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Facial

when someone cums all over your face it’s cover with jizz

Montana Jordan: get ready little bro it’s coming
Iain Armitage: ok Montana

Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes

Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*

by McKennaGracel0ver August 10, 2024

facial nudist

a person (mostly on the autism spectrum) who cannot tolerate any accessories on their face, such as glasses.

I don't like wearing glasses, I'm a facial nudist.

by Straceny Marek December 23, 2024

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.

Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

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