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Arabian Facial

Not a sex move. Army slang for shooting someone in the head. Do not repeat when near someone of Arabic origin as origins are racist and terrorism related.
Alpha took fire on entry, breach team gave insurgent an Arabian Facial.
by DarkHumorArmy November 26, 2019
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Glenn Facial

When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top
- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence
by No go bro March 3, 2021
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champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024
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Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.
Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.
by HairyDave June 13, 2024
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facial

this word has a dirty side in the porn industry when the women is opening her mouth as a sign of having lots of fun or sometimes hurting when the movie want's you to believe that and at the end when the man cum's on the women's face some people call that a facial too
1- this movie has a great facial in it you should

watch it

2- look at her facial reaction she is so good at acting
by General Shepherd -_- June 19, 2021
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facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
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Facial

when someone cums all over your face it’s cover with jizz
Montana Jordan: get ready little bro it’s coming
Iain Armitage: ok Montana

Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes

Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*
by McKennaGracel0ver August 10, 2024
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