Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass

Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies

by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017

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Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

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A thought which the thinker raises to a higher level by extracting it from his brain by saying it to himself and or others, verbally, nonverbally (such as by making a sound, a face, or a gesture), and/or by writing or drawing it. Expressing a thought also confirms to the thinker and those who are made aware of it that that thought was real, clarifies it, and makes it more useful. If the thinker or someone else records the thought in writing or in another way, it will not be forgotten and may help him in the future.

The following is an example of "thought expression". Carlos felt uncomfortable as the chair he sat on rolled away ever so slightly. Determined to do his homework, he attempted to ignore the feeling but told himself, "I felt it. I felt it," turned, got up, walked to the bedroom, and on his way there told himself verbally, "I felt afraid the chair would continue rolling and I would fall on the floor. That's what happened". With his feet on the floor and his knees bent, he laid back on his bed knowing that would calm him down. Knowing he is a hypersensitive person (HSP), he knew he could not deny his feelings because when he has, his body has given him some type of pain in his back, neck, or organs to remind him to not deny the things he feels. Today he also told himself, "Por algo...", to express his realizing that "God makes me feel the things I feel, for a reason."

by but for July 12, 2018

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Curry express

When someone is running to the bathroom about to unload diarrhea they are the curry express

Poo poo! The curry express is coming through!

by Henry Dawn September 25, 2018

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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.

Salesman: *Slaps roof of Internet Explorer* This baby can hold so much hate.

by Svifias November 3, 2018

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