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emotional mush

The emotional crippling of one's soul through verbal assault.
Tami: I'm a vegetarian.
Allard: You didn't mind Guti's meat in your mouth last night. emotional mush.
by doc vance June 24, 2007
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emotional Samsonite

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set
by Urban Englander June 12, 2009
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Emotional Units (EU's)

Emotional Units: (also known as EU's) aggravation, anger, sadness, or rage as measured in non specific units, or as a measure of personal energy. Shorthand for a problem or issue that is consuming a lot of attention , usually in a relationship.
"I'm not going to spend Emotional Units (EU's) on your ex-boyfriend anymore."
by Westlnguy June 20, 2009
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emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.
As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.
by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010
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Emotional Pants

The metaphorical version of underwear that separates a girls emotions from the outside world.
Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...
by PIGS! January 21, 2011
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Inadvertent Emotional Bitch Slap

When a member of the opposite sex rejects you emotionally by being brutally honest, yet is not saying it to hurt you intentionally because they do care to some degree and are a good person. They have inadvertently caused you emotional pain by their brutal honesty.
When he said he wasn't in love with him, he dealt him an inadvertent emotional bitchslap.

When the loving husband said she looked like she had gained some pounds during her pregnancy, his wife received an inadvertent emotional bitch slap.
by Blondefire36D June 2, 2010
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Emotional Prostitute

Noun -

Emotional Prostitutes seek fulfillment through another. They find it uncomfortable or unprobable to be self fulfilled. The term has nothing to do with prostituting one's body; hence the word EMOTIONAL in front of it.

Emotional Prostitutes may seek an emotional fulfillment during sex, but it shouldn't be confused that they seek sex itself. It's the intimacy behind the sex, or the attention they receive that comes with the sexual act.

The term is a play on words, but is used to describe a common occurence within society - particularly on women because they are assumingly naturally emotional.
Unable to be alone, and craving the comfort of another, Janice realized she was an Emotional Prostitute
by An Emotional Prostitute November 21, 2010
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