Election erection

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."

by St. Bastard November 5, 2008

election

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...

Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

electro vudu

colloquialism used to describe the ability some people possess to make technology work above and beyond it's standard functionality. This ability is often unfathomable to others, and often seen as some sort of 'dark art'. Hence, the term 'electro vudu' was coined.

"Ask Bill to take a look at your computer. That boy's got some crazy 'electro vudu' going on."

by Mr B Bush (retired) August 27, 2008

Electric Snap

inserting a thumb in the womans vagina and finger in her ass at the same time then proceeding to snap the inserted finger and thumb

Mike puts his finger is Gina's ass and then his thumb in her vagina and proceeds to snap. She received the electric snap!

by ShyandHorney December 17, 2008

electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.

Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."

by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011

Electrical Mud

The act of shitting in one's own hand and rubbing it in all of the cracks of your friend's power outlets causing him to Brown Out for weeks. Ever seen brown sparks? Exactly ;)

Jim, you got any more of that Electrical Mud? Roy is starting to piss me off and I really wanna give him a Brown Out this weekend.

by RDaly07 April 26, 2011

electric daddy

Vibrator,sex toy for the ladies. A toy used for the lonely or unsatisfied women to help get her rocks off

She went to bed and give her self a good going over with her electric daddy

by Bald down there January 17, 2014