Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

One Eyed Husky

An especially girthy penis.

Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!

by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020

Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.

"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.

by Dedzi June 2, 2023

CROSS EYED FREAK

cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..

cross eyed freak is cross eyed <3

by httqs..rxndom?? June 21, 2022

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

One-eyed Flamingo

Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.

After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!

by YoCaptain June 15, 2023