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Dork Channel 

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are chatting online, thus defining themselves as dorks in that normal people have REAL conversations, and they type the exact same thing at the exact same time.
John: So what are you wearing?
Kathy: So what are you wearing?
John: OMG! We are on the Dork Channel!
Dork Channel by Kathy and John August 26, 2009
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dork dancing 

the twitching 'dance' done while constrained to a seat (e.g. airplane) and listening to your ipod music leaking out of the head-phones.
heh, look at that guy in the middle seat dork dancing.
dork dancing by diaspora December 26, 2011
When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.
We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.
Dork-off by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

dork forest 

A group of dorky, stupid, or senseless people.
Did you see those idiots throw their trash out the car window? They must come from the dork forest.
dork forest by danmcq July 6, 2008
A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.

A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.
Dork girl by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

dork fries 

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.
"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.